I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
(via py-t)
every little boy that has gone up to some girl that they don’t know and said “my friend wants to go out with you” and then laughed about it to their friends like they just said the funniest joke in the world needs to go to hell
so this happened to me last week
i go to fucking college.
(via hahaharleygirl)
How am I supposed to feel?
What exactly should I do?
I know you’re no good for me
Yet and still I’m lovin’ you
I must cite these lonely nights
Beggin’ you to do me right
This time I just don’t know
Heart says stay, mind says go
You have a library card and internet access, and you have managed to become a communist.
What the fuck happened.
We used them, you jackass.
(via queermarxist)
Here is my elephant, done in Citrus tree cafe, Pirie street Adelaide by Barista Emily McPhee.
